Oh, Christmas Tree

Claudius' ode to the Christmas tree....
Sung to the tune of "Oh Tinnenbaum"



Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
They brought you inside, just for me
Oh prick-ly and piney tree,
Oh what a toy you'll be for me

I swat your balls of green and blue,
I snack on tinsel, popcorn too...

Oh Christmas tree, this toy for me
Why did they all just yell at me?

Your GingerBread and Candy-Canes
Have given me such gassy pains

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas Tree,
Your branches sway invitingly

I'll pounce and grab at everything,
Oh what a sparkly, big play-thing

Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree,
You're leaning over crazily....

I'll bite your branches and garlands,
I'm swinging from the lighted strands

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree....
How could you just go fall on me??



Merry Christmas from
Mister Claudius