New Year's Resolutions

Resolutions for 2010.....

I resolve to:

Occupy the dining room table on every occassion possible

To seek out all heat runs in cold weather

To bat about all objects not nailed down, and to loosen many objects which are....

To invade all laps, available or not

To seek out all unclaimed food, at floor level or not. (must not waste!)

To beat all those meeses to pieces, even the ones in the walls!

To leave mysterious piles of cat-splat where humans in bare feet can find them

To shed only white fur on dark fabrics, and to shed only black fur on light surfaces

To resist with vigor all visits to to vet

To claim any and all sunny windowsills as my own

..... and to continue to win the treats, attentions, and undying affection of my human companions by continueing to be my sweet, cute, furry, lovable, and occasionally pointy self. I'm sure they wouldn't want me any other way.


Yours in this New Year,
Mister Claudius